I’m a pretty big fan of Jalapeño poppers. I’ll admit to even buying the frozen variety with the TGIFriday branding. Cheddar or cream cheese filling, I’ll scorch my mouth on both.
Some time ago, I read about how Jalapeño peppers have been growing milder. They have been intentionally bred for soft palates and commercial uses. I couldn’t help but think about this when I was shopping at the local food bazaar where there were stacks of peppers, bright, and shiny green.
I should probably figure out how to make these things, I said to myself. How hard can they be? Poppers are one of those foods like fish or poached eggs that seem really hard until you do it. So I decided it was time.
One of the key ingredients to homemade poppers is cream cheese. Even a cheddar flavored filling typically starts with the spreadable cheese. It’s been astronomically expensive for the last few years, ever since 2021 when a cyber attack disrupted the supply chain. But C-town had a sale on the little cream cheese boxes and I decided to stock up. We had bagels, and I made poppers.
It turns out this white whale wasn’t even that hard to ride. I had them prepped in about fifteen minutes, and baked in about 20 more. I shredded some horseradish cheddar into the cream cheese, added some garlic powder and onion powder, mashed it all together. The peppers I sliced in half, filled with cheese and then topped with butter-soaked panko. I baked them at 400 for about 20 minutes, rotating the dish to get a more even bake.
The first thing to make clear is these are not the deep fried nuggets that come from the frozen food aisle. I didn’t even try to fry them. They are, in this regard, slightly less satisfying. But the fact that they aren’t an ultra-processed deep fried food, and I baked them myself for twice the price? That’s how you spell good.
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